kytastro:

i just cackled and gasped so damn hard

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zsass:

Bayonetta (2009)

Long since erased from the records of time, there once existed two European clans who served as overseers of history for the powers that be: The Umbra Witches, dwellers of the darkness, and the Lumen Sages, controllers of light. The clans paid each other great respect, and their efforts to maintain the balance between them defended the just passage of time. Yet, one day, that balance was toppled.

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redwwood:

Hedonism as a concept is so dope and yall gotta unbrainwash your religious upbringing nostalgia and realize that life IS about kicking back and eating grapes around a fire in nothing but a swim suit and drinking margaritas. A little hedonism never hurt nobody

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kickave:

Soldieris definitely a bottom and everyone knows it, except himself.

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surprisebitch:
“ oliveoilbby:
“ The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH
”
omg wholesome
”
Tell your uncle I said “what’s up?”

surprisebitch:

oliveoilbby:

The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH

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omg wholesome

Tell your uncle I said “what’s up?”

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gunsandfireandshit:

pup-up:

what breed of dog is this

Florida retriever

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throwbackblr:

Jumanji (1995)

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gabrieldreyfuss:

Feeling lonely? Here’s a tip!

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